DEADPOOL - “Oh, F***K Me” (High Quality) - Here’s that test footage that has been popping up all over since it leaked at comic-con, featuring Ryan Reynolds as The Merc With The Mouth - in crisp, clear video! Looks so much better! Watch now before it gets taken down.


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BuzzFeed: “Orange Is The New Black” Cast Superlatives With Samira Wiley And Matt McGorry 

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mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

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i would be more into 50 shades of grey if it were actually about

  • the history of black and white film
  • trying to find the perfect lampshade for your monochromatic living room
  • a very elaborate knitting project
  • a guy named grey with 50 pairs of sunglasses

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how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it

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first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

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reblog if you’re a milf

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