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tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

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  • parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted
  • me: fine can i go out
  • parents: no

oomshi:

please watch your fucking language

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worldpeaces:

do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years

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inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

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darrynek:

my parents and i go way back

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